Dani-ism #100

I saved this one for this spot.

Someone jokingly asks, "What are you doing with those tattoos on your arm?"

To which she responds, "I got plenty more!"

Dani-ism #99

"it's been an accident frenzy this week"

Dani-ism #98

"as detailed by the book as possible"

Dani-ism #97

"it is so is the mugginess"

Dani-ism #96

"nice doozy paycheck"

Dani-ism #95

"when I literally tell you guys what to do, I expect you to frickin' do it"

Dani-ism #94

"The next person who doesn't sign off on their schedule, I'm turning them in. I've got news for you." [long pause followed by unrelated subject]

Dani-ism #93

"you left your soda drink"

Dani-ism #92

"we can get all the guards to sign a quick spic-span"

Dani-ism #91

"it pissed me off quite big"

Dani-ism #90

"it's pretty much guess estimate"

Dani-ism #89

"you're formatting it completely fucked"

Dani-ism #88

"that we're not going to divulge into"

Dani-ism #87

"I give a shit to listen"

Dani-ism #86

"explicitives"

Dani-ism #85

"looking closely more into it"

Dani-ism #84

"left out of the dark"

Dani-ism #83

"power catnap"

Dani-ism #82

"We've got everything from bobcats to eagles flyin' around here."

Dani-ism #81

"whoever else in the bright world"

Dani-ism #80 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

(regarding needing to tell everyone the truth) "which I have been when asked"

Dani-ism #79 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"I'm starting fresh all over again"

Dani-ism #78

"the recommended dose your doctor told you to take"

Dani-ism #77

(from an email) "Thanks for all your help in to trying to make this a special day..."

Dani-ism #76

(from an email) "Ill get in touch with you over the weekend about if you are wanting to bring anything."

Dani-ism #75

(from an email) "Its a joke towards her since she reacts pretty funny about seeing a mouse."

Dani-ism #74

(from an email) "This needs to remain quiet from her as were wanting it as a surprise."

Dani-ism #73

"most of his behavioral acts"