Dani-ism #56

"pay attention faster"

Dani-ism #55 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"the negative down side of it is..."

Dani-ism #54 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"triple double negative"

Dani-ism #53 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"if I was a guy I would be hot over heels drooling, but I ain't"

Dani-ism #52

"just an FYI for your information"

Dani-ism #51

"I don't trust any news media weather anyway"

Dani-ism #50

"that's my only logical guess"

Dani-ism #49 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

From an email to a female acquaintance: "I'll talk to you in more private areas"