Dani-ism #48 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"Give me all the badge numbers. Starting with the first one."

Dani-ism #47

"have a pleasant good evening"

Dani-ism #46

"going flying high mad"

Dani-ism #45

"[she] must have double-dated it" (regarding the same date being put on two different papers)

Dani-ism #44 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

(regarding football) "I have never seen so many worst officiating in my life"

Dani-ism #43 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"she went on a rave about the coffee pot"

Dani-ism #42

"my limit's always limited"

Dani-ism #41

"if I have to call 911 it ain't gonna be pretty"

Lie revealed!

So she told me in the beginning of our "relationship" (when things were "good") that I reminded her of her friend with Asperger syndrome. She told me this friend had died in a tragic car accident (there was a whole tear-jerker of a story). I came to find out today that this friend is alive and well.

Dani-ism #40

"that's a personal instinct of mine" (referring to wanting to see her grandmother before she dies)

Dani-ism #39

"the biggest important thing"

Dani-ism #38

She was talking about how her mom's mother died when her mom was 21; immediately afterward she said, "Still to this day she's 51"

Dani-ism #37

"just write down or whatnot what logs or whatnot"

Dani-ism #36

So we had a potluck at work, for which she volunteered to bring the "accessories" for hotdogs and hamburgers.

Dani-ism #35

"running around with our heads cut off like chickens"

Dani-ism #34

"a little bit of slight difficulty"

Dani-ism #33

"one of the officers got promoted up"

Dani-ism #32

"never answered us back"

Dani-ism #31

they "up upped" the number of trucks coming through

Dani-ism #30

"My diet shot through the roof yesterday" (after eating chili dogs)

Dani-ism #29

A guy asks, "What are you doing with those tattoos on your arms?" To which she replies (with a laugh), "I got plenty more!"

Dani-ism #28

"as detailed by the book as possible"

Dani-ism #27

"it is so is the mugginess"

Dani-ism #26

"nice doozy paycheck"

Dani-ism #25

"when I literally tell you guys what to do, I expect you to frickin' do it"

Dani-ism #24

"The next person who doesn't sign off on their scedule, I'm turning them in. I've got news for you." (followed by a long pause and a new, unrelated topic)

Dani-ism #23

"you left your soda drink"

Dani-ism #22

"we can get all the guards to sign a quick spic-span"

Dani-ism #21

"just an FYI for your information"