Dani-ism #20

So there were three people in the office: Dani, me, and another officer. A fax confirmation is printed out of the fax machine. Dani asks who sent a fax. The other officer says he didn't, to which Dani says she doesn't have any idea who sent the fax.

Dani-ism #19

"I can be plain out lazy"

Dani-ism #18

"I need my own space times"

Dani-ism #17

(in regard to grades) "straight ace A"

Dani-ism #16

"Sex and drugs. Why is that such a popular topic these days?"

Dani-ism #15

(in regards to a story someone was telling her) "So you're the son, right? Not your dad?"

Dani-ism #14

"I don't believe worth a minute"

Dani-ism #13

"she's been on a tear run lately"

Dani-ism #12

"flat point blank"

Dani-ism #11

While talking on the radio: "you're breaking in and out"

Dani-ism #10

(give you) "the heads up warning"

Dani-ism #9

"I'm about to scream off the roof."

Dani-ism #8

"Let me tell you, some people live off social security now."