Here I record my vast collection of Dani-isms. They are utterly heinous mutilations of the art of communication and the English language. Read them and weep for humanity.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Dani-ism #29
A guy asks, "What are you doing with those tattoos on your arms?" To which she replies (with a laugh), "I got plenty more!"
Dani-ism #24
"The next person who doesn't sign off on their scedule, I'm turning them in. I've got news for you." (followed by a long pause and a new, unrelated topic)
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Dani-ism #20
So there were three people in the office: Dani, me, and another officer. A fax confirmation is printed out of the fax machine. Dani asks who sent a fax. The other officer says he didn't, to which Dani says she doesn't have any idea who sent the fax.
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