Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Dani-ism #29

A guy asks, "What are you doing with those tattoos on your arms?" To which she replies (with a laugh), "I got plenty more!"

Dani-ism #28

"as detailed by the book as possible"

Dani-ism #27

"it is so is the mugginess"

Dani-ism #26

"nice doozy paycheck"

Dani-ism #25

"when I literally tell you guys what to do, I expect you to frickin' do it"

Dani-ism #24

"The next person who doesn't sign off on their scedule, I'm turning them in. I've got news for you." (followed by a long pause and a new, unrelated topic)

Dani-ism #23

"you left your soda drink"

Dani-ism #22

"we can get all the guards to sign a quick spic-span"

Dani-ism #21

"just an FYI for your information"

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Dani-ism #20

So there were three people in the office: Dani, me, and another officer. A fax confirmation is printed out of the fax machine. Dani asks who sent a fax. The other officer says he didn't, to which Dani says she doesn't have any idea who sent the fax.