Dani-ism #72

"get a good chunk of your ear chopped out, literally"

Dani-ism #71

"I wouldn't do that with the life of me"

Dani-ism #70

"Sometimes I need a shot of pain, as they say."

Dani-ism #69

"you'll have to hope and pray do tell"

Dani-ism #68

"by anywhere chance"

Dani-ism #67

"How are you wanting to go about that or not?"

Dani-ism #66

"a good tendency of showing up late all the time"

Dani-ism #65

"a lot of good complaints"

Dani-ism #64

"we're gonna have to deal without them"

Dani-ism #63

Dani: "Better badge in or you'll be late."
Co-worker: "But I'm already late."
Dani: "That's what I'm sayin'!"

Dani-ism #62

"it was dead slow"

Dani-ism #61 (thank you anonymous contributors!)

"My hair's cut too short. It can't fall out."

Dani-ism #60 (thank you anonymous contributor!)

"I have no flying clue"